slenclerman:

reasons to date me:
-i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes
-ive never killed a man (yet)
-i once got 95% on guitar hero
-you can play with my hair
-im cheaper than a puppy

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I have a deeply hidden and inarticulate desire for something beyond the daily life.
Virgina Woolf (via theselittlewondersstillremain)
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googlehomo:

I only wanna be hot so I can be rude and antisocial and mysterious and get away with it

(Source: slydigger)

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