reasons to date me:
-i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes
-ive never killed a man (yet)
-i once got 95% on guitar hero
-you can play with my hair
-im cheaper than a puppy
I have a deeply hidden and inarticulate desire for something beyond the daily life.
― Virgina Woolf (via theselittlewondersstillremain)
I only wanna be hot so I can be rude and antisocial and mysterious and get away with it
(Source: slydigger)